If I were...
If I were a flower? omg,...horrible imagination... carnivorous plant
If I were a colour? definitely green
If I were a season? Summer!
If I were an animal? Cat
If I were natural phenomenon? For sure the big bang!
If I were an actor or actress? I don't care about them
If I were sport? The dance.
If I were a number? π = 3,14159...If I were a continent? Australia
If I were a drink?Bling water or Champagne
If I were a word?...good question..."Eventus" it's Latin
If I were a musical instrument? A difficult one...that only especially people can play..because I hate to be touched everywhere and look used!
If I were an insect? None...I don't want to be exiguous, and killed by the most of us
If I were a country? England?..or the United Arab Emirates
If I were a city? Saigon, Paris, Hongkong
If I were a tree? WTF...No thank you
If I were a song? An English one, so everybody would be able to read my lyrics
If I were an object? Definitely a sandwich-toaster
If I were a dish? Never mind!... the main issue is meat and fish
If I were an ailment? None,...or maybe aids then I'd be immortal
If I were an ice cream? Cappuccino
If I were a movie? Minority Report
If I were an invention? Robot
If I were shoes? Louboutins!
If I were a conveyance? Aeroplane!
If I were an epoch? Renaissance
If I were a piece of clothing? shooes
If I were a male first name? Louis, Maximilian
If I were a car? Porsche Cayenne
If I were an employee? President?...Manager?....somebody powerful!